Artist Jesse Codner is on the show to teach us the ways of Ryan
Reynolds. Those ways are green and fibrous. At least according to
2011's Green Lantern.
Why is "xenobiologist" a profession in a world that has never
encountered aliens? At what CG effects saturation point does a live
action movie just become a cartoon? Is it necessary for a hero
to be a mess that treats women as disposable sex toys to be truly
heroic?
Too bad this movie did so poorly. Now they'll never let Ryan
Reynolds start in another superhero movie. Oh well!