Artist Jesse Codner is on the show to teach us the ways of Ryan
Reynolds. Those ways are green and fibrous. At least according to
2011's Green Lantern.
Why is "xenobiologist" a profession in a world that has never encountered aliens? At what CG effects saturation point does a live action movie just become a cartoon? Is it necessary for a hero to be a mess that treats women as disposable sex toys to be truly heroic?
Too bad this movie did so poorly. Now they'll never let Ryan Reynolds start in another superhero movie. Oh well!
Let's have some real talk, Americans. What the heck is a homecoming? Is it like a prom, only homier? That's just one of the questions stumping your Canadian hosts after watching 2005's Sky High.
Is this kid's Mom trying to get him hooked up with the school president? How does this manage to be Twilight before there was a Twilight? Is this the biggest Kids in the Hall reunion in recent years? Why the heck isn't Kurt Russell starring in all the movies?
Enough of these broody, slaughtery modern heroes... let's get all bubble-gum popish with 2005's X-Men-Batman '66-Harry Potter mash-up, Sky High!
An ozsploitation superhero musical with Alan Arkin, Christopher Lee, and music from Richard O'Brien of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' fame? Sometimes the mere fact of a movie existing is a miracle in itself, and that's the case with 1983's forgotten collection of weirdness, the Return of Captain Invincible!
Did the folks that did The Incredibles just lift the beginning of this movie wholesale? Does every deli owner in Manhattan just have a machine gun fish lying around just in case? Can a movie with a song made up entirely of the word "bullshit" say something serious about the post-heroic age?
What the world needs now is a shining hero! What the world needed back then was something else I guess, cause only like five people saw this. Into the blue for crissake!
Well, the audio gods were not kind to us this week and ate our episode. It was totally going to be sweet too, you woulda loved it. Oh well!
Instead we decided to roll out a new feature we're going to have from time to time, the No Time for Heroics ONE SHOT!
These'll be just a brief discussion on anything that doesn't fit the format of the show, but that we think you might like anyway.
And what better way to start with Andrew and Anthony sitting down to watch the new trailer for Star Wars: Rogue One!
Enjoy! Barring more smiting, we'll be back to your regular programming next week.